F is for...

Today it is 'F' day at school. Both kindergarten classes came dressed to school as something starting with f.

Hubby took Eloise to school as I'm sick (again) and came home with a very amusing account of line up at school today.

All the kids are waiting on the seats waiting to line up to go into class.  The teacher starts to call forward the class:

'Can I see all the fairies line up please?' and a parade of little girls line up

'and all fishermen please'

Soon she has called the frog, the firemen and fantastic schoolgirls

and lastly there's a pretty little thing in a pretty floral dress.

'Darling, what are you today?'

the child whispers, the teacher can't hear her.

'What was that?'

The girl speaks up 'A feminist!'

'Oooh.  Okaaaayyyy....' says the teacher looking a little confused, shocked but nonetheless encouraging.

I think she meant feminine.  The things kids come out with - kindergarten teachers honestly must hear and see gold!  Reminds me of one of my fave blogs: VodkaMom - who has some hilarious tales of her life as a kindergarten teacher

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